I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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