You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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