It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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