Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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