I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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