People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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