O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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