i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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