Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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