We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I just gift wrapped bread.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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