If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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