so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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