She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
She's the barista slut.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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