In the future we'll all be gay
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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