butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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