Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
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