well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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