I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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