He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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