This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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