Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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