Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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