HIV tests are more positive than that guy
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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