She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
What happened to fro yo and sex?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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