doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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