His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
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When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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