You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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