sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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