You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
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