TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
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Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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