She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I have aggressive nipples.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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