My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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