Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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