I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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