She announced her abortion via fbk
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
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At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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