North Korea, Best Korea!
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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