Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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