I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
