like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
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I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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