I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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