Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
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So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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