This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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