don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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