I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
they're like a gay fantastic four
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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