Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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