okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
Randomize
