I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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