anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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