I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
You're earring is so big in my mouth
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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