real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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