the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
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Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
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Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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