dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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