that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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