She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
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the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
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