I have demons in me.
i think my mom watched the whole time
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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